1. I enjoy making Top 10 lists.
2. Buzzfeed likes Halloween costumes. I like Halloween costumes.
3. I have 3 cats who enjoy being photographed & captioned.
4. I have a short attention span, just like all Buzzfeed readers. Wait, what was I saying?
5. I often travel to exotic cities.
6. I’m hip to current fashion trends.
7. Buzzfeed likes Dunkies. I like Dunkies.
8. Buzzfeed is obsessed with Sriracha. I am obsessed with Sriracha.
9. I am a responsible employee and upstanding citizen.
10. My last name is Tronic, which is perfect for the digital interwebs. Even the patriarch of the Tronic clan likes gossip and pop culture.