Top 10 Reasons Why Buzzfeed Should Hire Me

1. I enjoy making Top 10 lists.

2. Buzzfeed likes Halloween costumes. I like Halloween costumes.

3. I have 3 cats who enjoy being photographed & captioned.

4. I have a short attention span, just like all Buzzfeed readers. Wait, what was I saying?

5. I often travel to exotic cities.

6. I’m hip to current fashion trends.

7. Buzzfeed likes Dunkies. I like Dunkies.

8. Buzzfeed is obsessed with Sriracha. I am obsessed with Sriracha.

9. I am a responsible employee and upstanding citizen.

10. My last name is Tronic, which is perfect for the digital interwebs. Even the patriarch of the Tronic clan likes gossip and pop culture.

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