Ok, it’s time to wipe away the dust from my beloved little blog, and pick things up with a little dose of Vitamin Truth.
My friends are all, “Woo, summer’s here!” and I’m all, “Woo, summer’s here!”
My friends are all, “Got the cutest new suit!” and I’m all, “Capris & a tank count as a two-piece, yeah?”
My friends are all, “Time for a new car!” and I’m all, “Time for a new car!”
My friends are all, “Just got in on that new tech IPO” and I’m all, “Mah shiny savings account is immune to the market crash.”
My friends are all, “Loving my new Neiman Marcus curtains!” and I’m all, “These vertical blinds really add a touch of class to my living room.”
My friends are all, “Dinner party 4TW” and I’m all, “Who’s down for a BBQ?”
My friends are all, “Finally Baby Chloe slept through the night!” and I’m all, “Princess Meow Paws woke Mommy up for nom noms at 5am.”
My friends are all, “#OfficeVibes” and I’m all, “#OfficeVibes.”
My friends are all, “#MondayMotivation” and I’m all, “Need to Google ‘Saving compooter from coffee death’ but currently have compooter dying a coffee death.”
My friends are all, “Abs Day!” and I’m all, “Plz to send halp!”